Sunday, 8 June 2014

World Cup Exclusive: How to Take a Penalty.

Do not look up at the Gods.

Then it's quite simple really, you do not look at the goalkeeper even if like most guys and dolls you like a bit of Italian. Keep your head down and your arms behind the body, that way if the goalkeeper stands still because he has shit himself without the need for toilet paper, which is always a waste of energy. Then if you do this, and the goalkeeper stands still, well if the ball hits him in the goodies or the head especially, then that is good. It is more than likely to bounce off the big head and score. THAT@s HIT WITH Your Rhythm Stick!

Now, “why didn't I think of that” you say. It’s simple logic Sid. You were rolling a spliff at the time. I love you. You have saved the team.

Are you listening,  what are you dreaming?

As Jesus said, “belief is everything.”

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

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