Showing posts with label iphone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iphone. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Dieting is a serious business; I mean it takes a lot of willpower. I have to avoid literally everything most of us like. And in my case it’s like living in a sweet shop because I like most things that increase my weight. Now, I also have to contend with oedema caused by the shit medication I have to take to control my bipolar disorder. But, life is good if only I could control my spending habits because that is another characteristic of bipolar you sometimes have no control of how you spend your money. And in my case, the only rehab that works is when I go broke, which happens on a regular basis, but fortunately or not I have the ability to ride out of the storm. 


Those people who have read my latest book know how I have done this. It’s fair to say my creative side is my best asset, but if I told you the secret of prosperity would you follow the advice, probably not, because most of us hate taking advice, we think we know when we don’t.
Consider the following: The Pilgrim’s Tale

Have you heard the story about the pilgrim who went to visit the Dalai Lama? The pilgrim wanted to ask the Dalai Lama what was the meaning of life? The pilgrim waited five years before seeing the Dalai Lama.

The Dalai Lama answered the pilgrim’s question by asking the pilgrim why you want to know the meaning of life.  The pilgrim replied, “Because I want to know my purpose in life?”


The Dalai Lama said, “Man thinks, he is above the animal, and that he has purpose, because that is the way he is taught from birth to think, but forgets he is an animal.”

Are you listening,  what are you dreaming?

As Jesus said, “belief is everything.”

In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

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 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

The iPhone Shit That is Shit – So Sue Me Because It’s About To Become A Lasting Joke – Apple Big Heads!

You are the biggest joke this century maybe as the case may proceed – correct or not we will see. But remember this:  the Truth Never Lies. You Work IT out. If you can, you “num phucks” for intelligence which I can guarantee you think you have it, but unfortunately you haven't or at least some of your colleagues at the Apple Dumb Heads Quarters haven't because if you had the IPhone would not have left the production factory if you had engineers with brains instead of apples for brain tissue.

Consider this; believe me these guys or girls at Apple Dum.com have made one hell of a joke at their expense of themselves, like stepping in shit because they don’t think before they move forward. You work IT out.

I have a list of common first base engineering cock-ups that either they don’t care which would be par for the course and I don't play that kind of ball game. Or they just forgot the principle of engineering or again they like a joke out of us the poor consumer who pay for this not so good joke. I guess they don't mind being a joke or at least the Cretans that allowed it don’t know either, because they don’t think, and have forgotten first principles when it comes to engineering. I know this because I am a Normal Joe and consumer who happens to test everything as a matter of principle and I also should say I’m a master caster in critical thinking. They. that’s the engineers or worse that have been paid as engineers  to make themselves look like dumb asses and ‘num phucks’  which they will lie, cheat and not listen because they know I am right. I should say I also read law studying copyright and intellectual property rights at university.  Like I say they have nowhere to go, yes I want to sell my books, but I write what I see and test because I am a master engineer. And I don’t need a doctor to tell me the Truth Never Lies. It’s simple Logic.

Here is a big clue and only one of the many ‘phuck ups’ with the iPhone for shit service device. It’s simple logic. Tell the cretin with the big apple on his or head what’s the point of printing a user manual so small that only maybe 6 year old with perfect eyesight can read?  You should at least issue a large magnifier glass with every IPhone. Who said we all have the same eyesight, now all the people I have met don’t need glasses but they haven't been able to read the lousy user manual that you printed and destroyed lots of trees to produce only because you like a joke. Do the apple heads like to waste resources? It may as well been printed in Greek but even then I would still need to go out and buy a large magnifying glass to read the useless printed user manual.

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes 

 Arrivederci 
YOUTH OF TODAY AMY MACDONALD

  P.S. 18 Million reasons and only one word answer to your question.

It’s simple logic – Stupid – Why bother print a user manual guide which may be only used as a joke. But it makes a great story and a good joke – thanks for the joke – I love comedy it’s my passion. OBTW next time at least issue a large magnifier with every iPhone in the box then at least we will be able to read IT at leisure. And no excuses because if you have one and I know you are present thinking of one. But, who gives a shit, right, because you Apple Dumb. Com don’t think.

OBTW _ The JOKE is so Big you might as well call yourself IPhone for Dumb ‘Phucks’  who can’t read because we can’t read the ‘phucking’ manual either. Apple Heads for Dumb Phucks@ Apple Dumb.Com

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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.
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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?


 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Request Pack Code - Vodafone Fever Mug

Requesting medication against Vodafone fever, yes my doctor confirmed it.  Apparently as soon as you become a customer of Vodafone, and they are really busy, and I should put a ticker on those guys and dolls because I can, it’s easy as easy peasey on the iPhone, sorry for the delay the timer is on, yes you guessed it customeritis - you become a Vodafone Mug. They can spell it - that part they copied from someone else most likely. 
But let me ask you one question, yes you reading this the Normal Joe, who isn't sorry for the delay, but has other issues as a business customer to think about and to deal with, but instead has to hear the same morons who keep saying sorry for the delay.

P.S. 18 Million reasons and only one word answer to your question.

There's an old saying,


P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.


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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?


 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing