First, stick your head in the sand with your naked arse sticking out and hope you can breathe through your arse while a friend kindly takes a video.
Secondly, hope the dreaded censor whoever they are can see the funny side of things and not just your naked arse.
Thirdly, promote your video as a new pet therapy hoping your back end gets mistaken for just another hairy arse ape.
Fourthly, pray to God and hope.
Are you listening, what are you dreaming?
As Jesus said, “belief is everything.”
In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.
Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.
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